DO NOT USE Still of Henery Ford and executive board, 1900s.
1910 Ad in the Saturday Evening Post for the Ford Model T -- only $850.
Aid Flown in for Flood. Aerials of flooded houses. Aerial of a road? Officers watch a supply plane taxi tawards a hanger. Pakistani offical greets man in overalls and cap (pilot?) with a handshake. Shot from behind people watching supplies being unloaded. Pakistani soldiers carry supplies off a trolley. CU of supply boxes being carried by. CU of barrels labelled "Granular HTH." Military men talk while standing among unloaded supplies.
Religious Ceremony. Shot of people walking among rows of luggage. Group of women walk by; one woman balances luggage on her head. Three women in dresses with walking sticks walk towards the camera. People paying. Some women have shawls over their heads (nuns?). Shot of cross with three priests at podium. Two women and a man kneel in prayer. Two women kneel in prayer. Legs of people standing behind them. Line of knelling women recieve communion. Crowd of people walk down the street. Shot of people walking; legs only. All carrying a walking stick/staff. Shot of church. Statue of saint (Mary, Mother of Jesus?) arried through crowd. Shot of applauding rowd. They appear to be on a pilgramage.
MS/TLSs Ford Model T driving through thick mud, snow, streams, countryside, rough roads, even through the neighbor's yard; ends with shot of man getting out of truck stuck in mud, kicking tire.
DO NOT USE Stills of early assembly line at Ford plant.
Title card: Chapter I. Berlin, Germany: High angle LS crowd walking along street in Berlin, Germany, marching with soldiers. Great MS German Chancellor Prince OTTO VON BISMARCK removing helmet, striking a pose w/ one hand on hip. High angle LS German soldiers drilling on steps of building.
England: Cute MS Prince EDWARD of England (future Prince of Wales, King Edward VIII Duke of Windsor) dressed in uniform holding a riffle while playing soldier w/ brother ALBERT (future King George VI) and sister MARY.
Crowd Fishes in Lake. Shot of people in the lake. Pan from guy standing over a pump and hose to crowded lake. Shot of people using nets to catch fish. Man digs in the shore mud and pulls out a fish. Crowd stands around a bare chested guy with a cigarette in his mouth; he holds up a fish. Pan up from feet of two men to the fish they hold up. Two men carry a line of fish past the camera.
Moscow, Russia: MS Tsar (Czar) NICHOLAS II and Tsarina (Czarina) ALEXANDRIA of Russia at event with high ranking military officers. LS Russian royal family & entourage walking along balcony before large crowd. GV Russian royal family (including the monk RASPUTIN carrying Czarevich ALEXEI) coming down stairs past saluting officers outside palace.
Northwest Passage is Conquered. Aerial of ship in an ice field. Shot from ship's railing of boat moving through the ice. Walruses swim in the water. Shot of a walrus's head going back under the water. Three crew stand at the ship's bow as it moves through the ice. Sde view of ship's bow moving through ice. Two men stand at the railing. Shot from the railing pointing downwards of ice field passing by. Ship anchored in the ice field. Two men walk down the gang plank onto the ice. Aerial of the ship. Two shots of the crew walking on the ice. Shot of the ship's bow from the ice with sled dogs standing by it. One sled dog nips at another. Two cewmen on deck. Crew stand at the railing. Shot from mast tower or cabin roof of ship moving through the ice. Shot from the stern of churning water caused by the engines.
Government Hearing. People enter chamber. Policeman points directions with his finger. Shot of people moving into room. Shot of crowded chamber. Committee of five men sit at table facing rowd. One member bangs a gavel. Balding man puts glasses on while settling into a chair. Shot of committee with one member flipping through a memo pad. Another member asks a question. Shot of public watching from the seats. Cop closes chamber door as pressmen leave, walking towards the camera. Shot of the two cops at the chamber door as one closes it.
Germany: MS KAISER WILHELM and KAISERIN AUGUSTA VICTORIA & entourage walking past camera as they visit a German orphanage. GV children & nurses cheering as the Kaisers arrive. GV Kaisers smiling upon little girls performing folk dance entailing holding jugs on heads while turning round & round. MS KAISER WILHELM and KAISERIN AUGUSTA VICTORIA exiting orphanage. MS Kaiser chatting with a man (director of orphanage?) while nurses bustle about. MS the Kaiser posing with orphans.
The unidentified African-American male sings an excerpt from Sedaka's composition "Lonely Night (Angel Face)."
Neil Sedaka sings and excerpt from his 1974 hit "Sad Eyes." The stage setting is a sort of "Copacabana" scene, with Sedaka in a honky-tonk pianist costume (complete with black vest and slacks and a red garter on his sleeve) in front of a three-panel room divider and potted ferns. Sedaka is accompanied by a man wearing a Ragtime straw boater and pretending to play clarinet, while a woman in a black dress and red feather boa sits on a chair looking forlornly into the distance, embodying the "sad eyes" of the song.
The unidentified African-American female singer sings excerpt from Sedaka's composition "Solitaire."
Neil Sedaka says that when he was planning this show, he asked one of his best friends to be a guest. Saying "Here he is to share a song which I recorded with Elton John," Sedaka introduces Andy Gibb, and together Sedaka and Gibb sing a duet of excerpts from "Bad Blood." Gibb wears red slacks and a floral shirt opened to his waist, revealing a medallion on a chain and prodigious amounts of chest hair, while Sedaka sports a dark suit with brocade gold vest and an extra-wide wide collared white shirt. Shot of the duo in front of the audience, then clip ends in a freeze-frame.
Neil Sedaka opens the next segment by saying "I did not start out as a sex symbol," then waits a beat for canned audience laughter as he adds "I had to earn that title." Sedaka then introduces the first song he ever wrote (at age 13), saying "It's not great. In fact, it stinks." Sedaka plays piano and sings the unnamed "stinky" song "("The Sire of Love"?) Accompanied by more canned laughter. Afterwards Sedaka holds his hands to his face and says "Stinks. Stinks. I can't imagine why nobody recorded that song."
In another scene change, Sedaka appears with his daughter Dara, who wears a pretty white dress. Neil looks his daughter up and down and says "Dara, you look absolutely fabulous" and she replies "Well, thank you for the dress." Neil says "Don't mention it," then turns to the audience and, putting his hand to his face Jack Benny style, says "So I'll wait a little longer for my new piano." Cut to shot of older women in audience laughing uproariously. Neil and Dara sit together at the piano sing duet of an excerpt from "Should've Never Let You Go," their top 20 hit. The clip ends abruptly in an odd freeze-frame after the first stanza, just before Dara is about to sing.
Neil Sedaka plays piano and sings and excerpt from "Oh! Carol" with his backing band silhouetted in the background. On the wall behind them, red stars are projected on a blue field. At the spoken portion of the song, Sedaka delivers the lines in an exaggeratedly "comic" Brooklyn accent; canned laughter response.
The supporting cast enacts a montage of scenes a trio acts out excerpt from "Little Devil," with one man is dressed as a high school jock in letter jacket, the other a nerd in sweater and bow tie. They are tormented by a blonde female "devil" (complete with tight red dress and horns) who dances with them, alternately poking each with her pitchfork.
A man in a white cupid outfit stands on a pedestal, bow drawn at the ready. An African-American couple enters beneath him in collegiate garb, he in letter sweater and she in sweater and poodle skirt. As the bickering couple sings an excerpt from Neil Sedaka's "Stupid Cupid," the gum-chewing cupid pokes each with his suction cup tipped arrow, and the couple falls in love. Zoom in on cupid (wearing fake halo) blowing big pink gum bubble.
Toni Tennille, in pink sweater and poodle skirt, sings excerpt from Neil Sedaka's "The Diary" while the two letter-sweatered boys from the previous scenes gyrate behind her.
01:00:11 Jerry Naylor "Call Me" 01:03:30 Bob Luman "Running Scared" 01:05:19 Debbie Lori Kaye "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows" 01:07:25 Dav-E Hall "My Cup Runneth Over With Love" 01:10:44 Jerry Naylor talks with 17 year old Dav-E Hall 01:12:22 Dav-E Hall "Mariah" 01:15:20 Diana Trask "It's Such A Pretty World Today" 01:18:05 Ray Stevens "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow" 01:21:46 Bill Pursell and the Music City Five (unidentified Gershwin instrumental) 01:23:16 Jerry Naylor "Lily My Love" ??? 01:26:55 Bob Luman "Chokin' Kind" 01:28:55 Vic Dana "I've Spent A Lifetime Loving You" 01:31:33 Vic Dana "More" 01:33:01 Vic Dana "Shangri-La" 01:34:39 Vic Dana "Red Roses for a Blue Lady" 01:36:55 Diana Trask "My Elusive Dreams" 01:40:33 Ray Stevens "Mercy Mercy" 01:43:01 Bobby Luman "Little Ole Wine Drinker Me" 01:46:09 Ray Stevens "I Can Unwind" 01:49:27 Jerry Naylor closes show