Soldier Gets Unusual Letter. Letter a mile long. Three Soldiers open letters. One soldier's letter is on a roll of paper. He starts to read it while unrolling it. The soldier asks one of the other privates to help him unroll the rest of the letter. The private backs up and starts to pull the paper toward him. The soldier reads the letter while the paper unravels from the roll. The private keeps pulling the paper towards him. The soldier shakes his head while reading the letter. Pan down to the unraveled paper at soldiers feet on the ground.