Porter introduces special guest "Mister Personality" Jimmy Dickens, who plays guitar and sings an uncomfortably stiff version of "I Came So Close To Living Alone." CU Don's steel guitar solo.
Backed by The Wagonmasters, Porter sings "Jimmy Brown The Newsboy." In a rare formal departure, Porter is chroma-keyed in front of a contemporary yet fuzzy and washed-out color film of a young boy selling newspapers on a Nashville street. After the song Don Howser returns to introduce the commercial.
News in Brief: New York, Rockefellers. Five people pose outdoors on grounds of nice estate or home. Steven Rockefeller, Governor Nelson and Mrs. Rockefeller, Anne-Marie Rasmussen (former maid who married Steven), and Christian Rasmussen (SP?).
Returning from commercial, Porter speaks on an old-fashioned crank-style telephone with Sadie the operator, Speck Rhodes' fictional girlfriend. Gap-toothed hayseed comedian Rhodes, wearing his standard checkered suit and bowler hat, rushes in and takes over, telling a bunch of corny old dumb jokes.
Sheriffs' Rodeo Rough and Ready. Cowboy comes out of the gate on a bucking bronco. Another cowboy comes out of the gate on a bucking bronco but he gets thrown off after only riding a few seconds. Man in dark cowboy hat comes out of gate riding a bucking, twisting bull. He falls off and the bull headbutts him. A rodeo clown distracts the bull and the cowboy gets out of the arena. Bull chases clowns and riders. Another cowboy tries bull riding, but this bull smashes him into the wire fencing surrounding the arena. Bull chases clown who dashes out of the way. Man falls off bull just out of the gate; the bull gores him and runs over him, but the man scrambles up and out. Another man tries some fanccy bull riding; it doesn't work. He falls off and gets stepped on as a rodeo clown runs over to distract the bull. The bull almost gets the clown. Shot of the clown running to the left.
Canada. Botadura de Un Nuevo Rompehielos. (Launching of new icebreakers.) (Title card in Spanish, but the VO is in English.) Icebreaker ship named John A. MacDonald. Men prepare for launch -- putting grease so it can slide into water, welding. Crowd watches nighttime launch ceremonies -- ship has lights on it. (Seems to be cold weather as everyone's breath is visible.) Prime Minister's wife, Mrs. Diefenbaker, does the honors.
Free World Mourns Two Statesmen. Shot of building exterior. Four bird statues are on the roof. Man makes the sign of the cross as he and other pass by the casket. Shot of grieving crowd around the casket. CU of flowers and banner: "Maras...Grande Presidente Getulio Vargas." Shots of mourners passing or standing around the glass window at the casket's head. Two men embrace among crowd. Crowd urged to raise hands. Guards watch line of people outside waiting to pay their respects. Pallbearers carrying closed casket exit building as large crowd watches. Shot of flags. Casket slide into a glass window horse drawn hearse. Assembled crowd marches behind hearse. Two shots of mourning marchers. Wide shot of hearse coming into picture, lower left, moving towards a fountain. Area is filled with mourners. Horse drawn hearse moves past the camera, Crowds line the path. Procession marches past a building with six pillars in front. Pan up from casket beginning arried inside to a sign obscured by a head. The only word fully is "Alcide De." Shot of large crowd in front of building.
Churchill Welomes Dignitaries. Man steps out of plane, walks toward Winston Churchill and shakes his hand. Churchill has a fat cigar in his mouth. The press take pictures. Dark haired man and Churchill walk toward something Churchill gestures towards. Man follows a woman descending from a plane where they are greeted. A camerman is filming it. CU of light colored hair man. Shot of building with cars parked out front. Churchill and step outside on the stoop. The two shake hands in the doorway. The dark haired man turns and shakes the hand of light colored hair man.
New York, NY. Slightly high angle African-American group marching with anti-war placards: "They are our Brothers whom we Kill"; "America is Black Man's Battleground"; "Black Men Should Fight White Racism, Not Vietnamese Freedom Fighters." Nice Marching feet of demonstrators (both white & black). LS Crowd gathered in park, foggy buildings in BG. Male hippie wearing un-groovy top hat & military jacket & henna-like face paint, smiling & jiggling in park. MCU Two young girls wearing yellow sunglasses, floppy hat. Hippie chick wearing floppy hat, holding placard: "Peace with Beatlespower is Fun love for Life!" CU Young woman wearing thick black glasses, light-colored dot on forehead, sporting very short coif & sun-like metal earrings. Sign held over crowd "Draft Card Burning Here" with two people holding aloft burning draft cards. Jumpy shots students trying to burn draft cards while pushing reporters & cameras away. CU "U.S. Army" patch. Zoom out to young man wearing army jacket confronting a young male anti-war demonstrator, the latter opting to yell like most liberals often do while the hawk merely smiles patronizingly like most conservatives do when faced with liberal whining.
Plane at Airport. Single prop plane taxis down the runway past the camera. The plane pulls into a parking slot. Shot of plane's front with propeller spinning. CU of where the plane's from: "Wichita Falls, Texas." Pilot crouches beside the open cockpit door and shakes the hand of a young boy and older man. Shot of man crouching by the open cockpit door holding a doll/figurine.
New York, NY. TLS crude watchtower flying one old American flag & several (North) Vietnam flags, tilt down to hawks demonstrating against doves with signs: "End Hanoi Sanctuary: Let's Bomb Hanoi to win the war and destroy the Communist Conspiracy!" Crowd of hawks, one with placard "Anarchy cannot be Permitted in the USA. Fight Communism & Red Termites." Panning Dr. Rev. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. walking toward the United Nations building. Panning high angle LS crowd packed tightly outside UN bldg. TLS Scuffle between police & demonstrators, one photographer holding still camera high. Panning NYPD officer hauling away unruly young bearded white man, dragging him along street. Martin Luther King Jr. leading the procession up to the United Nation's Building.
San Francisco, CA. LS large demonstration march snaking down hill (in BG), anti-war demonstrators heading toward cam. Demonstrators marching, passing Fox Warfield movie theater. TLS Anti-war youth marching from cam. Tracking shot massive crowd in Keysar Stadium. Jumpy shot of minor scuffle between doves & hawks in Keysar stadium. Young man being held by several men, struggling to get free.
Rome, Italy. Panning side view Anti-war demonstrators marching, some pretending to have their hands bound before them; they are stopped by police line, night. Students sitting in street, chanting, clapping, one man pumping fists in air, night. Panning Italian police in speeding jeep. TLS Demonstrators running away from police, night. Sit-down protest on street, night. High pressure water cannon on fire truck spewing water. Fire hose being used on defiant demonstrators, night. Two reporters helping a fellow reporter stand.
Pictorial Highlights. Texas The Tanker is docked and on it's side it reads; "Highland Lakes Water for Thirsty New Yorkers" & "Have a Drink on Texas." Shots of a domed governemnt building (capital?) Men taking a drink. Men standing on the tanker waving their hats.
Pictorial Highlights. Japan. Dignitaries Japaneese men - politics - dignitaries?
Pictorial Highlights. Spain. Art Exhibit Exhibit of modern art (cubism). People viewing the art. Man adjusting painting on the wall. Man removes glasses & squints at the strange style of painting. Kinetic sculptures (mobiles) possibly Calder. Other modern art sculpture.
Pictorial Highlights. England. Circus Performers & animals parade around the 3 rings under the big top (Could be Ringling Brothers). CU of audience laughing & smiling. Elephants perform tricks. Acrobats. Monkey riding a bike. Clowns perform skits. Jumping rope on the high wire (tight rope). Tight rope walker with a parasol. He slips.
Ice Hockey Professional Ice Hockey game in progress. Teams can not be identified.
Independence - Dutch Queen's decree makes Indonesia free Voice over is in Dutch. Queen enters large room and signs official papers. Indonesian flag flying.
NEWS FLASHES: Hawaii . Pearl Harbor Military officers and politicans tour Hawaii & Pearl Harbor.
Greece Street scenes, traffic. Women (appear to be mourning widows). Various buildings.
The Bowl Games Orange Bowl game in progress. Shots of half-time show. People Cheering
The Bowl Games: Rose Bowl Rose Bowl, game in progress. People, fans cheering.
Orange Bowl Jamboree Record crowd hails Orange Bowl Parade. Crowds of people watch as the parade floats go by.